The Minister of Martinis oversees a vast global empire dedicated to the propagation and perpetuation of the world’s greatest cocktail. How does he do it?

Royalties.

Three cents from each martini you drink are deposited in the Minister’s coffers, thereby allowing the swift and continuous improvement of this modern-day elixir. From Olive Grove, his vast estate in the South Pacific, the Minister works tirelessly to ensure your martini is the best it can be. Initiatives include:

• Yearly quality inspections of martini shakers
• Training to educate bartenders that Stolichnaya and Stoli are indeed the same vodka
• Regular summit meetings to keep vodka and gin fanatics at peace
• Funding of Vermouth reduction techniques
• R&D exploring vital new stuffings for olives

Next time you sip a martini, take a brief moment to consider the infrastructure that makes it all possible.

Cheers,

  theminister@atomicmartinis.com